What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone forgot to take it out.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I Just Found Out That Cock Fighting Is Done With Chickens – 2 Years of Training I’ll Never Get Back
John @JFD1960
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
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There’s Actually a Breed of Black Chickens That Hatch Black Eggs
There’s actually a breed of black chickens that hatch black eggs!
Search up “black cocks” urself if u dont believe me
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Jerk-N-Go Carry Out – Oh This Is a Chicken Place? Sorry
Jerk-N-Go CARRY OUT
www.JBX-N-GO.com
JERK CHICKEN
708-799-5969
Oh… This is a chicken place? Sorry.
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Man Disarms 49 Bombs – Christchurch New Zealand
LIVE BREAKING NEWS
MAN DISARMS 49 BOMBS
MAN IN CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND HAS DISARMED 49 BOMBS IN A MATTER OF M…
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Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time – Keep Back or You May Get Sucked Off
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off
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Helen Keller’s Swing Set
Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set?
You didn’t know? Neither did she.
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
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You’ve Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now Get Ready for Piglet on a Piglet
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf,
Now get ready for Piglet on a piglet
