IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE?
NEIGH
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Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE?
NEIGH
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I had to break up with my neurosurgeon girlfriend. She was messing with my head.
I really want to break up with my jazz musician girlfriend, but I can’t.
The sax is too good.
Someone just called my phone and sneezed, coughed, and then hung up.
I’m getting sick of these cold calls.