What did the drummer name his new twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Locating Legless Horses: A Clever Joke
Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Wherever you left it. -
Bagel Escape? Lox To The Rescue!
How do you keep your bagel from getting away?
You put lox on it. -
Seagulls or Bagels? A Silly Dilemma!
Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels. -
Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Delight!
What’s leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe. -
Eyes Wide Open: A Unique Surgery Success
Went to school with a guy who was born without eyelids. He underwent surgery where they circumcised him and used the foreskin to create natural looking eyelids. The operation was a success.
He still looks a little cockeyed though.
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Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count. -
Sikh Sense: Intuition at Its Best!
What do you call someone in India with great intuition?
Sikh sense. -
Lawyers vs. Catfish: A Scummy Comparison!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
