Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Chloroform Puts the Sensual Back Into Non-Consensual
Chloroform
puts the sensual back into
non-consensual
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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February Used to Have 31 Days
February used to have 31 days and then 3 of them got stolen. That’s when it was named Black History Month.
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Spilled Lemonade
What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?
He wiped off the “Juice.”
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Every Triangle Is a Love Triangle
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
— Pythagoras
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Geometry Fetishes
People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
