Wordplay Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Sikh Sense: Intuition at Its Best!

What do you call someone in India with great intuition?
Sikh sense.

A bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

I don’t trust stairs.

They’re always up to something.

What do you call the female version of teabagging?

A flapaccino

What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?

He got off on a technicality.

Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?

He got off on a peel.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic’s Association.

In Soviet Russia, a bar walks into you!

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO