If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.
It can cost you an arm and a leg.
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An arm and a leg
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It was OK
I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
It wasn’t great… but it was OK. -
The sky took my bike
There’s a tornado in my area.
The sky was so black, it took my bike. -
Pump number 5
I got robbed today and called the police.
The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
I said, “Yeah, it’s pump number 5.” -
A legend in his own thyme
My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
He was a legend in his own thyme.
