I think the lottery would be more exciting if they drew TWO different sets of numbers: first set, to see who wins the money; second set, to see who gets executed. With my luck, I’d have both tickets.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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There I was, dancing to a Latin beat with none other than Eric Estrada.
There I was, dancing to a Latin beat with none other than Eric Estrada. That’s the last time I order CHiPs and salsa from THAT place.
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I could tell we were in for a long night at work when our supervisor raised a megaphone
I could tell we were in for a long night at work when our supervisor raised a megaphone to his lips and yelled, “Gentlemen, start your catheters!”
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I ride to my job with several co-workers.
I ride to my job with several co-workers. Problem is, I always start screaming when the car passes through the excavation that allows the road to pass through the mountain. My psychiatrist says it’s the worst case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome he’s ever seen.
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I was in such a hurry when I left the beach that I didn’t bother changing before racing
I was in such a hurry when I left the beach that I didn’t bother changing before racing home. Wouldn’t you know it: I got pulled over and given a Speedo ticket.
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Have you ever fallen for a girl so hard that whenever you’re around her, you get gassy?
Have you ever fallen for a girl so hard that whenever you’re around her, you get gassy? Well, I’m completely inflatuated!
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I really enjoy living the single life, but my altar ego thinks I should get married.
I really enjoy living the single life, but my altar ego thinks I should get married.
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Earlier this week, I sent in ten Meh Thoughts submissions, hoping that some of them would
Earlier this week, I sent in ten Meh Thoughts submissions, hoping that some of them would get published. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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My brother has an allergy to certain wheat products, but he still tries to eat them
My brother has an allergy to certain wheat products, but he still tries to eat them whenever he can. I think he’s just a gluten for punishment.
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That guy who made the movie “300” got a lot of flack for the way the enemy army was
That guy who made the movie “300” got a lot of flack for the way the enemy army was portrayed. Oh, c’mon — it’s not like he chose monstrous-looking actors just to cast aspersians.
