Sensitivity: Clean

Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

For the sake of realism, they really should make a few scenes where Superman arrives at

For the sake of realism, they really should make a few scenes where Superman arrives at the bad guys’ lair covered in bird guts.
I’d imagine there are a *lot* of things more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but maybe I’m

I’d imagine there are a *lot* of things more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but maybe I’m just bitter because the one I ordered online arrived without any air holes.
I’d gladly serve Gaia to celebrate Earth Day, but I’m unsure of what wine to pair with

I’d gladly serve Gaia to celebrate Earth Day, but I’m unsure of what wine to pair with her.
Not that I’m complaining, but I think the sales lady at the furniture store

Not that I’m complaining, but I think the sales lady at the furniture store misunderstood when I told her I wanted one nightstand.
I think if that Justin Bieber kid were a vampire, he would COMPLETELY own the

I think if that Justin Bieber kid were a vampire, he would COMPLETELY own the 11-to-14-year-old-girl demographic.
Everyone in my department got laid off except me.

Everyone in my department got laid off except me. So now there’s *only* I in team.
In my defense, it’s only one little letter.

In my defense, it’s only one little letter. Nevertheless, the judge wasn’t buying my argument that slaughter is the best medicine.
I’m going to take up knitting as a hobby, and my first project will be a nice warm pair

I’m going to take up knitting as a hobby, and my first project will be a nice warm pair of crotchless panties. I know what you’re thinking: “That’s very sensible, to start off on something simple and easy, instead of going straight for the big fuzzy sweater.”
In hindsight, I suppose I should have instead told my wife that I had a great time this

In hindsight, I suppose I should have instead told my wife that I had a great time this afternoon with a “foursome which lost a member before teeing off the first hole.” Then maybe I’d have TWO working testicles.
I just called the front desk requesting turn down service, and she said no.

I just called the front desk requesting turn down service, and she said no.