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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Hotel Maids Feb 15

    Hotel Maids Feb 15

    SHOUT OUT TO THE HOTEL MAIDS

    THAT HAVE TO CHANGE SHEETS FEBRUARY 15TH

  • Boomerang Constant Fear

    Boomerang Constant Fear

    I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

  • Newton Invented Gravity

    Newton Invented Gravity

    DID YOU KNOW?

    Before Isaac Newton invented gravity in 1869, people could fly

  • 458 Days Luggage

    458 Days Luggage

    These people waited 458 days just to get their luggage. Ridiculous

    WE’VE WAITED 458 DAYS FOR THIS MOMENT

  • Nose Be 12 Inches

    Nose Be 12 Inches

    WHY CAN’T A NOSE BE 12 INCHES?

    BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT.

  • Cozy Nap 7 Months

    Cozy Nap 7 Months

    When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months

  • Dad Jokes Family

    Dad Jokes Family

    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES

    MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY

  • Crossfit Croissant

    Crossfit Croissant

    Me: omg I’m so tired from all that crossfit this morning

    Friend: it’s pronounced croissant… and I’m not sure how you managed to eat 12

  • Microsoft Office Pun

    Microsoft Office Pun

    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

    Me: I Excel at it

    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

    Me: Word

  • Worcestershire

    Worcestershire

    I don’t know how to say this to you…

    Just say it

    Worcestershire