RICK ASTLEY FOR PRESIDENT
HE WILL NEVER EVER
GIVE YOU UP | MAKE YOU CRY
LET YOU DOWN | SAY GOODBYE
RUN AROUND | TELL A LIE
DESERT YOU | HURT YOU
2020
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Here Comes Trouble
Dad one sees dad two:
“oh no! here comes trouble!”
Dad two: “oh boy they let you out of the house?!”
Dads:
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Cookie Monster Wasting Cookies
rob elliott @rockymomax
The amount of cookies I’ve watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick
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Under Pressure Bohemian Rhapsody
Can you perform under pressure?
No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
@PunHubOnline
Pun hub
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Love Shaq
“I can’t end my messages with ‘Love, Shaq’, because the B-52s ruined that for me”
~ Shaquille O’Neal
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Loggins Attempts
I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing “Danger Zone” five times.
Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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World’s Biggest Fan
I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan for his birthday.
He was blown away.
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The Hyperbole
While the Super Bowl has about seventy thousand attendees each year, the hyperbole has at least a bajillion.
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Americans Right About Miles
Water ← 1 mile
Water 1 kilometer →
Americans 2 Sep at 12:05
But the Americans are right. A mile is less then a kilometre. (1 mile = 1,6 Kilometre)
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