Why are elephants so wise?
It comes with getting long in the tooth.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Van Gogh Coffee Table
I just bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it’s authentic because there’s a bit of veneer missing.
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Feeling Drained
After spending an hour unclogging the bathtub and sink…
I’m feeling pretty drained.
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Tom Jones Syndrome
A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t get that song ‘She’s a Lady’ out of my head. It keeps repeating and repeating, and it just won’t go away.”
The doctor says, “Hmmm… sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.”
The guy says, “I’ve never heard of that. Is it rare?”
And the doctor says, “It’s not unusual.”
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ID Theft
My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.
He’s now called Dav.
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Calendar Company
Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired?
He took a day off.
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Jesus Is Bigger Than COVID-19
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