I made a model of Mount Everest.
Not to scale, just to look at.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance
My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance.
I said, “Thanks, I used to do gymnastics,” and hung up the phone.
That was nice of them.
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Count Chocula, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perish in a fire
Breaking News!
Count Chocula, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perish in a fire.
S’more at 11.
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
I call it lunch.
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An Old Pal in Manhattan
I was walking in Manhattan when I bumped into an old high school pal whom I hadn’t seen in twenty years. He was eager to show me photos of his new wife.
“Here, check out my wife,” he said as he scrolled through a few photos on his phone. “Isn’t she hot?!”
I replied, “If you think your wife is hot, you should see my wife.”
“Is she hot too?”
“Well yes, but she’s also an eye doctor!”
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The Inspector at the Asylum
The director of a mental asylum is showing an inspector around. They come to a room with a single patient sitting on a bed and laughing.
“Why is he laughing?” asks the inspector.
“Oh, that’s Carl,” says the director. “He tells jokes to himself.”
“Hmmm,” says the inspector. “He just stopped laughing. Why is that?”
And the director says, “That’s because he’s already heard that one.”
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN…
They will get very angry.
