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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • My frog impression

    I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me before he croaked.
    He said, “Hey kid, wanna hear my frog impression?”

  • Poo Poo Point Pee Pee Creek

    Poo Poo Point Pee Pee Creek

    Friend: Where are we going?

    Me: No time to explain. Get in.

    Poo Poo Point 79 h 4311 miles

    Pee Pee Creek

    Pee Pee Island

  • Rainbows Are Pretty Light

    Rainbows Are Pretty Light

    METEOROLOGISTS HAVE WEIGHED RAINBOWS AND FOUND OUT…

    THEY’RE PRETTY LIGHT.

  • Those Bastards Lied to Me

    Those Bastards Lied to Me

    When you hear the beginning of Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby

    Those bastards lied to me.

  • When She Actually Tells You

    When She Actually Tells You

    When you ask her how her day was and she actually tells you

  • Sofa King Happy

    Sofa King Happy

    I know a good company when I see one

    TheSofaKing

    I’M SOFA KING HAPPY

  • And Tigger?

    And Tigger?

    Zack Riley @ColdHeart_Prj

    My son asked me “Where does poo come from?” I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, “And Tigger?”

  • CILT Simulation

    CILT Simulation

    I know. That’s how I read it at first.

    CILT SIMULATION FORUM EVENT THIS WAY

    Sheffield Hallam University

  • Ketchup with old friends again

    I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention.

    It was nice to ketchup with old friends again.

  • The Times are rough

    I’ve run out of toilet paper, so I’ve started using old newspaper…
    The Times are rough.