Why do you have to be careful when trees start dropping feathers instead of leaves?
It could be your down-fall.
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Worst Possible Place to Sell Seashells
When you think about it, it’s the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.
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Teaching Democracy
Last night, I taught my kids about democracy by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.
Then I picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
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A dreamer
I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
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I hear music
My friend was walking down the street and he said, “I hear music.” As if there is any other way of taking it in.
I tried to taste it, but it did not work.
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That’s fare
I asked the cashier “Could you give me small change instead of bills? I need money for the bus.”
She said “That’s fare”
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Before the Crowbar Was Invented
Before the crowbar was invented, I bet that crows used to just drink at home.
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Music without lyrics
I don’t enjoy music without lyrics. It just doesn’t speak to me.
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Dog Ate a Bag of Scrabble Tiles
My dog ate an entire bag of scrabble tiles, so I had to take him to the vet.
No word yet.
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Boomerang Return Policy
Don’t be afraid to buy a boomerang online.
They have 100% return policy.
