john @mrjohndarby
me: my fish is very dry
waiter: yes, we had to take him out of the water
me: smart
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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When You Have to Hold Her Like This at Night Because She Steals
When you have to hold her like this at night because she steals
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Shark vs Me in a Triathlon – It Would All Come Down to Who Is the Better Cyclist
Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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The Sting Operation
Did you guys hear about the worldwide sting operation on people who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars right now.
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Taco Bell
Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.
At least they both agree that it is Mexican.
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The Deer
I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me…
“How do you know it was on its way to work?”
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Bulldozer
My wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer.
I’m not going to stand in her way.
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When Going Fishing Take an Action Figure With You – It Will Make Your Catch Look Amazing
When going fishing, take an Action Figure with you…. it will make your catch look amazing!!!
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I Just Found Out That Cock Fighting Is Done With Chickens – 2 Years of Training I’ll Never Get Back
John @JFD1960
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
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Golden O’ral – Don’t Fall for This Trap, Only Got a Shitty Buffet
Don’t fall for this trap! I expected a good time but only got a shitty buffet instead
golden o’ral
