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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Nothing’s More American

    Nothing’s More American

    They say nothing’s more American than grabbing a hotdog, heading to the ballpark and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic make magic on the field.

    — Will Ferrell

  • Pot holes should be more fun

    If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.

  • My master’s in Reverse Psychology

    You guys really shouldn’t make a big deal out of me just because I got my master’s in Reverse Psychology.

  • Tends to be yellower

    The rain falls upon the just and unjust alike, though the rain that falls upon the just tends to be yellower.

  • It’s really easy to quit

    I don’t know why people say, “It’s so hard to quit.” It’s really easy when it’s something you didn’t want to do in the first place.

  • The dog won

    If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog won.

  • Why Is Your Hair White?

    A daughter once asked, “Why is your hair white?”

    Mom said, “Every time you’re bad, it loses its light.”

    The girl looked at Grandma and whispered in fright,

    “Wow, Mom, you must have been a real terror at night!”

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  • Potatoes You Bought a Month Ago

    Potatoes You Bought a Month Ago

    Potatoes You Bought a Month Ago

  • Parking fine

    A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I’d positioned my car correctly…
    It said, “Parking fine.” So that was nice.