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Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Punchline Abort: A Comedy’s Moral Dilemma

    I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

  • Hold the Ladder: Last Words of Wisdom

    I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words to me before he died:
    “Are you still holding the ladder?”

  • Grief Lessons: Good Counsel, No Tears

    My grief councillor died last week.

    Luckily for me, though, he was very good at his job, because I really don’t give a shit.

  • Anatomy Class: A Taste for the Unusual

    Some first-year medical students were attending their first anatomy class.

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    They gathered around a table where a real dead body had been placed for study. The professor began by telling them that every good doctor must have two important qualities.

    “The first,” he said, “is that a doctor must never be disgusted by anything in the human body.”

    To demonstrate, he inserted his finger into the dead body’s anus, then put the finger in his mouth and tasted it. He then asked the students to repeat what he had done.

    The students were shocked and hesitated for several minutes, but eventually, one by one, they did the same thing. Each of them inserted a finger into the body’s anus and then tasted it.

    When everyone had finished, they stood there frowning and looking uncomfortable.

    The professor looked at them and smiled. “The second most important quality of a doctor,” he said, “is observation.”

    “I inserted my middle finger,” he continued, “but I tasted my index finger.”

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  • Handshakes: Cannibals’ Party Starter!

    What do cannibals serve at the start of a party?
    Handshakes.

  • Love on the Move: Dating Without Ties

    The great thing about dating a homeless woman is you can just drop her off anywhere.

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  • Antique Farm Equipment

    Antique Farm Equipment

  • Heavenly Lines and Unholy Punchlines

    An old Jewish man dies and is waiting in line at the pearly gates.

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    The line is very long. He says out loud, “Oy, what’s with the holdup? The last time I was in a line this long, it was at Auschwitz. And at least then there was the promise of a shower at the end!”

    God appears from the clouds and says, “I do not like that joke.”

    The man shrugs and says, “Oy, I guess you just had to be there.”

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  • Never Forget: A Witty Reminder

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    9/11.
    9/11 who?
    You said you’d never forget!!!