A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”
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Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Helen Keller’s Swing Set
Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set?
You didn’t know? Neither did she.
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Sex Position #189: The John Wilkes Booth
SEX POSITION #189: THE JOHN WILKES BOOTH
YOU BLOW A LOAD ON THE BACK OF SOMEONE’S HEAD IN A MOVIE THEATER AND TRY TO ESCAPE BEFORE YOU GET CAUGHT.
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Fuck My Big Black Ass – PureBeam Extreme
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Killing Black People Is Like Saying the N-Word
Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
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Go Big or Go to Hell
If it’s 1 or 1,000 sins, you’re still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend.
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The Vatican Canceled Easter – This Year Jesus Stays Dead
The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent
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Big Tits on Babies
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
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People Can Be So Easy to Read
PEOPLE CAN BE SO EASY TO READ. LIKE IF THEIR FACE IS RED, THEY’RE EMBARRASSED.
OR IF THEIR SKIN IS BLACK, THEY’RE ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME.
