Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says, “Hey, I think we got the joke wrong.”
Sensitivity: Dark
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Clowning Around with Cannibal Comedy
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Cheese Wheel Tragedy: A Wedding Day Disaster
A wedding photographer was today tragically crushed by a 200lb wheel of cheese that fell off the catering truck.
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Sleep Peacefully, Not Screaming!
I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Instead of screaming like his passengers!
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Lawyer Overboard: Throw Another Lawyer!
If a lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters, what do you throw in the water?
Another lawyer.
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Wasted Opportunity: The Lawyer Bus Joke
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?
A wasted opportunity.
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Ocean Depths: A Lawyer’s Ideal Ending!
What do you call 20 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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Life After Death: Lawyers vs. Prostitutes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A prostitute will stop screwing you after you’re dead.
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From Despair to Hope: A Healing Shift
I woke up this morning and I felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin.
But after the first two, I felt better.
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Dark Humor: The Baby Float Recipe!
How do you make a dead baby float?
One can of root beer, one scoop of vanilla, and two scoops of dead baby.
