Sensitivity: PG-13

Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Your Shuttle Bus Driver Is HUNG

    Your Shuttle Bus Driver Is HUNG

    Your shuttle bus driver is: HUNG

  • Dad Behind Me

    Dad Behind Me

    Lost my virginity today… made me remember when i first learnt how to ride a bike. My dad was behind me the whole time

  • Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk

    Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk

    Her: My lips are so dry

    Him: Doesn’t that hurt when you walk?

    Her: What?

    Him: What?

  • Quit Weed Thought I Was Deaf

    Quit Weed Thought I Was Deaf

    What made you quit weed?

    Replying to @Fifimacov

    I watched the whole movie on mute and started crying because I thought I was deaf

  • Wash Ass First

    Wash Ass First

    WHEN YOU WASH YOUR ASS FIRST THEN WASH YOUR FACE

  • Divorce Courtney Love

    Divorce Courtney Love

    That face you make when you try to divorce Courtney Love

  • Low-Hanging Fruit

    I was going to make a joke about the balls of an elderly man…

    …but that would just be low-hanging fruit.

  • LinkedIn Stupid Idea Service

    LinkedIn Stupid Idea Service

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    Starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low low price of $5/month I’ll comment on their LinkedIn “that’s a stupid idea” every time they post something.

  • Side Chick Food Truck

    Side Chick Food Truck

    “Hear me out – a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. I’ll park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it’ll only be open on Sunday’s. I’ll call it Side Chick”

  • Then You Came to the Right Guy

    Then You Came to the Right Guy

    Hey girl you want some good sex?

    No

    Then you came to the right guy