What’s the difference between a leopard and a cougar?
A leopard can drag something twice its weight up a tree.
A cougar can drag someone half her age into bed.
Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Short Staffed
I went to a restaurant run by midgets and the service was terrible.
In their defense, they’re short staffed.
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Cockatoo
Do you happen to own a parrot?
‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.
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The Butt Kicking Contest
Two guys decide to have a butt kicking contest.
The first guy takes a long run, hauls off, and kicks the other guy so hard he goes flying ten feet.
The second guy lies there for a minute, gasping in pain, then pulls himself together, stands up, and says, “My turn.”
The first guy says, “Never mind, you win.”
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Too Much Sex Memory Loss
“Having too much sex can cause memory loss.” I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm.
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Math Textbook Problems
Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?
Her: No why?
Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems
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