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Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Butt Kicking Contest

    Two guys decide to have a butt kicking contest.

    The first guy takes a long run, hauls off, and kicks the other guy so hard he goes flying ten feet.

    The second guy lies there for a minute, gasping in pain, then pulls himself together, stands up, and says, “My turn.”

    The first guy says, “Never mind, you win.”

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  • You Must Be Single

    Today I bought two bananas, an apple, and a pack of cigarettes. The cashier looked at me and said, “You must be single, huh?” And I’m like, “How do you know that?”

    She said, “Because you’re ugly.”

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  • Too Much Sex Memory Loss

    Too Much Sex Memory Loss

    “Having too much sex can cause memory loss.” I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm.

  • New Look Same Coconuts

    New Look Same Coconuts

    When you shave your balls

    NEW LOOK SAME COCONUTS

  • Math Textbook Problems

    Math Textbook Problems

    Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?

    Her: No why?

    Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems

    @Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama

  • J Stands for Jenius

    J Stands for Jenius

    THE J IN DONALD J. TRUMP STANDS FOR JENIUS.

  • Cookie Monster Waste

    The amount of cookies I’ve watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick.

  • Magnifying Glass Penis Enlarger

    Magnifying Glass Penis Enlarger

    “Man buys product that promised to enlarge his penis and gets a magnifying glass”

    Homem compra produto que prometia aumentar pênis e recebe lupa

    PROCON Campina

    PREFEITURA MUNICIPAL DE CAMPINA SECRETARIA MUNICIPAL DE ASSUNTOS JURÍDICOS Departamento de Proteção ao Consumidor

    disque 151 www.procon.campina.sp.gov.br

  • The Stuttering Clerk

    A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

    The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

    The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

    Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him.

    The guy asks several more times: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

    And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

    Finally, the guy storms away in anger after not being answered.

    The customer who was waiting in line behind the muscular guy asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s question?”

    The clerk replies, “D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!”

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