JUST 3 GAY GUYS STARING AT EACH OTHER
Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow
“Spirit animals don’t exi-“
Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
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Family Names Used to Be Based on Occupation – Hmm, Says Dickinson
Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm
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The Only One
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.
She said yes — all the others had been nines and tens.
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The Classic Move
Me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
Other guy at urinal: hey
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I Feel Like All Black Men Look the Same – It’s Probably the Bright Orange Uniforms
I FEEL LIKE ALL BLACK MEN LOOK THE SAME…
NOT BEING RACIST OR ANYTHING, BUT IT’S PROBABLY THE BRIGHT ORANGE UNIFORMS
