They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Family Names Used to Be Based on Occupation – Hmm, Says Dickinson
Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm
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The Only One
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.
She said yes — all the others had been nines and tens.
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The Classic Move
Me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
Other guy at urinal: Hey.
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I Feel Like All Black Men Look the Same – It’s Probably the Bright Orange Uniforms
I FEEL LIKE ALL BLACK MEN LOOK THE SAME…
NOT BEING RACIST OR ANYTHING, BUT IT’S PROBABLY THE BRIGHT ORANGE UNIFORMS
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Disney Animator in the 70’s: None of You Get This but Wait 50 Years
disney animator in the 70’s: none of you get this but wait 50 years
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Stimulus Checks Are Being Spent on Dildos, Tigers, Guns and Stripper Poles
NEW YORK POST
Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles
By Hannah Frishberg
Damnit, I love this country so much.
