A boy came home one afternoon and informed his mom that he had gone into the strip club.
This made his mom angry. She asked her son, “Well, did you see anything that you weren’t supposed to see?”
The boy replied, “Yes, I saw Dad!”
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
How do you get 29 nice old ladies to say fuck at the same time?
Have the 30th nice old lady say, “Bingo!”
Do not buy a Dyson Ball Vacuum.
Its name is deceiving. Don’t ask how I know.
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk!