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Thanks to Pete from Featherstone for the lovely Pic of his wife, but the Competition was called “Fact Hunt”
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Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My Only Problem With Women Breastfeeding in Public
My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back.
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Sure I Can Paint Your Ceiling
“Sure I can paint your ceiling”
*Michelangelo scoffs to himself*
“Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out though”
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During Labor the Pain Is So Great That a Woman Can Almost Realize What It’s Like to Lose a Big Fish
During labor the pain is so great that a woman…..
Can almost realize what it’s like to lose a big fish.
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So You’re OK Tattooing My Pussy?
So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?
Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?
Yeah that’s fine…..
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Me on Naked and Afraid Waiting for a Box of Krispy Kremes
Me on naked and afraid waiting for a box of Krispy Kremes to wash up
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Before the Invention of the Train, People Had to Run a Wagon on Your Mom
Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.
