Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT

MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH

MY WIFE PAID OFF OUR HOUSE AND VEHICLES WITH HER ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
SHE’S GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE HAS AN ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.

If your weekend didn’t end like this don’t waste your breath tellin me about it.

SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS
ASSES
…AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.