Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Check for Alive: Doctor’s Brainy Defense
In the courtroom, the defense lawyer is examining the witness.
“Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
“No.”
“Did you check for blood pressure?”
“No.”
“Did you check for breathing?”
“No.”
“So then, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
“No.”
“How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
“Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
“But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
“Yes, it is possible he could have been alive… and even practicing law somewhere.”
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Love or Money? The Ex-Wife Dilemma
I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but that failed.
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Who Deserves the Promotion? A Tough Choice!
The president of a major company had three secretaries he wanted to promote, but there was only one position available.
The first secretary was a Stanford graduate who developed a strategy to cut unnecessary spending and increased company profits by 28%.The second was a single mother of three — kind, warm, and beloved by employees and customers alike. She made everyone feel welcome and valued.
The third was quick-witted, knew the company’s operations inside and out, and could deliver anything needed at a moment’s notice — fast, efficient, and flawless.
After careful and deliberate consideration, the president decided to promote the secretary with the biggest tits.
