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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Better Get a Model That Gets Better Mileage

Little Johnny catches his parents shagging one afternoon. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What are you doin’?”
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His father says, “Son, I’m filling your mother’s tank.”

Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning.”

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Who Fucks the Stork

Two-year-old little Johnnie was being bounced up and down on his grandad’s knee when he suddenly asked, “Gwandad, where do babies come fwom?”
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Grandad was a bit shocked and thought a bit: he then said, “Why my boy, they come from the stork.”

After about two minutes little Johnnie said, “Gwandad… who fucks the stork?”

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Rape Game

Wanna play the rape game?

No…

That’s the spirit

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Blacks For Trump Signs

BLACKS FOR TRUMP

LAZY FUCKS, CAN’T EVEN HOLD UP THEIR OWN SIGNS
First Football Game Sex

MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX

I WAS BLOODY AND SORE BUT AT LEAST MY DAD CAME
Eat Her Pussy Cat

When your girlfriend invites you over to “eat her pussy” but then she starts stripping her clothes off instead of cooking her cat

*cries in ching chong*
Coronavirus Squirrel Ass

Coronavirus panic day 3: I was forced to catch a squirrel today, not for food, I just used it to wipe my ass… It was not happy
Trump Shakira Hot

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

That Shakira is hot. If only they all looked like that. Open borders baby.
Black Republican Committee

Did you bring the black guy? No… did you? I thought you had him.

DURHAM REPUBLICAN PARTY

BLACK REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE
I Knew Where He Lived

I scared the mailman yesterday by going to the door completely naked…

I’m not sure what freaked him out more… my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.