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Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table.

Why is the reverse-cowgirl position banned in Alabama?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
A woman is waiting in line at a grocery store. The woman in front of her keeps sneezing and letting out a loud moan after each one.
Woman #1 asks if she’s okay.
Woman #2 says, “I have this reaction where anytime I sneeze, I have an intense orgasm.”
Woman #1 asks if she takes anything for it.
Woman #2 sneezes again and moans out the word:
“Pepper!”
I’m starting a vibrator repair service.
I’m calling it “Inspect Her Gadget.”