Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
So they can Scandinavian.
Tone: Clever
Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Scandinavian Barcodes: Shipping Made Clever!
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Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre -
C Is for the Pirate’s True Love
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C. -
Signs I Missed: My Wife’s Silent Shift
My wife left me for a deaf guy.
I should have seen the signs. -
Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space. -
Locating Legless Horses: A Clever Joke
Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Wherever you left it. -
Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count. -
Shorter Cuts: A Barber’s New Approach
I had a neighbor who was a barber, but he doesn’t cut hair any longer.
He cuts it shorter.
