Tone: Clever

Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Wake Up Afternoon

    Wake Up Afternoon

    Doctor, my back hurts when I wake up in the morning

    Wake up in the afternoon then

  • Queen Another One

    Queen Another One

    Someone: bites the dust

    Queen: There is another

  • Partial Arts

    Partial Arts

    PARTIAL ARTS

  • Groundbreaking Invention

    Groundbreaking Invention

    When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention

  • Sergei Boobtitsky

    Sergei Boobtitsky

    ROOT SPORTS BLUE JACKETS

    SERGEI BOOBTITSKY #72

    He is the chosen one.

  • Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun

    #BoysWillBeBoys

  • Nothing Would Please Me More

    Nothing Would Please Me More

    Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary

    Wife: Nothing would please me more

    Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*

  • Stereo Type

    Stereo Type

    Whenever I think of the 80’s, my first thought is of a boom box.

    Well that’s just a stereo type!

  • Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Because of the short arms.

  • Black Highlighters CIA

    Black Highlighters CIA

    CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years