Clever Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Sperm Bank Towel

The moment you realize a sperm bank pays a shot……

…and you have a towel worth $1800 at home

Britain Colonised The Universe

When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must’ve colonised the entire universe

*Laughs in British*

First Cell Mitosis

The first cell that underwent mitosis must have been like

Gas Prices Furious

WHEN GAS PRICES GET SO HIGH THAT YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD TO BE FURIOUS

Sensitive Data

Rule 1: Never publicly share sensitive Data over the Internet

Short Notice

My son’s doctor called in a panic and exclaimed, “You need to get to my office immediately! I have dire news.” Very worried, I rushed over to find out what was so critical.

When I arrived, he explained, “After a careful review of your son’s charts, I believe that he won’t grow past five feet tall. I’m very sorry to have to deliver this bad news.”

I ask, “OK, but why was this such an emergency? Couldn’t this meeting have waited a few days?”

He answered, “I thought you want to know now, although I’m sorry about the short notice.”