“Fuck!” -Misaki, age 8 “Fuck!” -Yuuto, 7 “FUCK!” -Takaya, 8 Teaching the English word FORK to Japanese kids is hard.
Tone: Clever
Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a
I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a shit. Here. Take this shit that I’m giving about what you’re saying.
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Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a
Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a mysterious voice reminded me: “If you build it, they will come.”
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In heaven, the guys’ dicks never pop out and the pussies never
In heaven, the guys’ dicks never pop out and the pussies never fart. It’s awesome.
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(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should
(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should be called “Spooge.”
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A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best
A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best things about Prom are right there in its name.
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Is “gangbang” one word or two? I’m writing a letter to try and
Is “gangbang” one word or two? I’m writing a letter to try and get out of jury duty and I don’t wanna sound stupid.
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“There’s a one letter difference between ‘heroes’ and ‘herpes,’
“There’s a one letter difference between ‘heroes’ and ‘herpes,’ so choose wisely, kids.” Why I’m not allowed to speak at schools anymore.
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Gotta Hand It to Her
My blind doctor is incredible at solving erectile dysfunctions.
Gotta hand it to her.
