I was going to make a joke about the balls of an elderly man…
…but that would just be low-hanging fruit.
Tone: Clever
Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Catholic Converter
Built Xterra/Frontier. 1 hour ago
Can a bad Alternator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?
Reply: I will literally pay for your vasectomy
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Side Chick Food Truck
“Hear me out – a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. I’ll park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it’ll only be open on Sunday’s. I’ll call it Side Chick”
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Blacksmith Dog
I trained my dog to be a blacksmith.
He made a bolt for the door.
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French Fries
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Junior Bacon Cheeseburger
Chel: Having your first son and not making him a Jr is crazy to me
Lado: yall be naming yall sons jr. with no father
junior what…. junior bacon cheeseburger?
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Strongest Days
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
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In a Nutshell
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
