Tone: Clever

Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Rick Astley for President

    Rick Astley for President

    RICK ASTLEY FOR PRESIDENT

    HE WILL NEVER EVER

    GIVE YOU UP | MAKE YOU CRY

    LET YOU DOWN | SAY GOODBYE

    RUN AROUND | TELL A LIE

    DESERT YOU | HURT YOU

    2020

  • Too Much Sex Memory Loss

    Too Much Sex Memory Loss

    “Having too much sex can cause memory loss.” I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm.

  • Math Textbook Problems

    Math Textbook Problems

    Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?

    Her: No why?

    Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems

    @Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama

  • Under Pressure Bohemian Rhapsody

    Under Pressure Bohemian Rhapsody

    Can you perform under pressure?

    No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody

    @PunHubOnline

    Pun hub

  • AM It’s an Ambush

    AM It’s an Ambush

    AM

    IT’S AN AMBUSH.

  • Loggins Attempts

    I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing “Danger Zone” five times.

    Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

  • World’s Biggest Fan

    I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan for his birthday.

    He was blown away.

  • The Hyperbole

    While the Super Bowl has about seventy thousand attendees each year, the hyperbole has at least a bajillion.

  • Americans Right About Miles

    Americans Right About Miles

    Water ← 1 mile

    Water 1 kilometer →

    Americans 2 Sep at 12:05

    But the Americans are right. A mile is less then a kilometre. (1 mile = 1,6 Kilometre)

    boredpanda.com

  • Elephant Wisdom

    Why are elephants so wise?

    It comes with getting long in the tooth.