Tone: Clever

Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Before and After Marriage

    Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

    After marriage, the “Y” becomes silent.

  • Top 16 Reindeer Mob Nicknames

    16. Rudolph “Bloody Nose” Valentino

    15. Dancer “On Your Grave” Zamboni

    14. Rudolph “Red Light District” Gambini

    13. Dancer “Crazy Legs” Baryshnikov

    12. Dancer “With the Fishes” Rigatoni

    11. Prancer “The Florist” DiFlamingo

    10. Prancer “Twinkle Toes” Balleria

    9. Comet “The Cleaner” Colombo

    8. Cupid “Kiss of Death” Donnitelli

    7. Blitzen “The Mad Bavarian” Schultz

    6. Donner “Teflon Donner” Gotti

    5. Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani

    4. Donner “Party” Cannibali

    3. Dancer “Tiny” Eltonjohni

    2. Vixen “The Big Antler” De Luca

    And the number one Reindeer Mob nickname…

    1. Donner “Chimney Plugger” Terrazzo

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  • The impotent couldn’t come

    We recently opened a shelter for the poor, needy, and the impotent.

    The poor and needy showed up, but the impotent couldn’t come.

  • Now I want to break three

    I was going through my old stuff when I broke two Queen records.
    Now I want to break three.

  • Aren’t going to work out

    I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up…
    Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.

  • It’s pasture bedtime

    I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.”

    Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?”

    I chuckled, “Well, that means…”
    “It’s pasture bedtime!”

  • Is it still considered a beef?

    If two vegans are having an argument…

    Is it still considered a beef?

  • A ceiling rafter

    I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today…

    It turns out he was a ceiling rafter.

  • Sir Cumference

    Everyone is familiar with King Arthur’s Knights of the Round Table, like Sir Lancelot. But who actually built the round table?

    Sir Cumference.