Don’t threaten me with a good time
Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off
Tone: Clever
Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
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You’ve Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now Get Ready for Piglet on a Piglet
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf,
Now get ready for Piglet on a piglet
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Sign Language
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
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Sure I Can Paint Your Ceiling
“Sure I can paint your ceiling”
*Michelangelo scoffs to himself*
“Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out though”
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You Seen My Cat Lately Ling?
Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?
Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?
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Before the Invention of the Train, People Had to Run a Wagon on Your Mom
Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.
