A guy says to his shrink, “Before I got involved with drugs I had a loving family, a nice house and a decent car.”
The shrink says, “And now?”
The guy says, “Now I also have a private jet and a yacht.”
Tone: Clever
Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Handshakes: Cannibals’ Party Starter!
What do cannibals serve at the start of a party?
Handshakes. -
Love or Money? The Ex-Wife Dilemma
I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but that failed.
She figured out I was only after my money. -
Behind Bars: The Tale of Police Seats
What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats. -
Sharks and Clowns: A Tasty Mystery!
You know why sharks don’t eat clowns?
They taste funny. -
Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts. -
Scandinavian Barcodes: Shipping Made Clever!
Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
So they can Scandinavian. -
Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre -
C Is for the Pirate’s True Love
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C.
