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mrohio32: Men made plane. Men made car. Men made ship. Women made what?? 🤨🤨

fathernathan: You, unfortunately

If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.

You guys really shouldn’t make a big deal out of me just because I got my master’s in Reverse Psychology.

The rain falls upon the just and unjust alike, though the rain that falls upon the just tends to be yellower.

A daughter once asked, “Why is your hair white?”

Mom said, “Every time you’re bad, it loses its light.”

The girl looked at Grandma and whispered in fright,

“Wow, Mom, you must have been a real terror at night!”

Ford should make a coupe and call it the Oar.
It’d be a Ford Oar two-door.

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”

When I told my contractor that I didn’t want any carpeted steps, he just gave me a blank stair.