My wife left me for a deaf guy.
I should have seen the signs.
Tone: Clever
Clever humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Signs I Missed: My Wife’s Silent Shift
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Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space. -
Locating Legless Horses: A Clever Joke
Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Wherever you left it. -
Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count. -
Shorter Cuts: A Barber’s New Approach
I had a neighbor who was a barber, but he doesn’t cut hair any longer.
He cuts it shorter. -
Killer Whales: Masters of the Ocean Performance!
Do you know what’s great about orcas?
They do a killer whale impression. -
Sikh Sense: Intuition at Its Best!
What do you call someone in India with great intuition?
Sikh sense. -
Struggling in Silence: Identity and Acceptance
I didn’t want to admit I was gay and dyslexic.
I was in Daniel. -
Stop Visiting Those Painful Places!
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
