I’LL BEAT A MOTHERFUCKER….
WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Tone: crude
Crude humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Alakazam Let Me Slam
Me: wanna fuck? 👀
Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment
Me: Alakazam let me slam
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Heroin Balloon Butt
When you’re fucking a girl in the butt and a balloon of heroin plops out
Don’t mind if I do.
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Constipated Memory
Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet
me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:
I have no memory of this place.
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Spicy Butt Pancakes
DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect?
Why can’t I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN
