Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
nervabeacon
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.
Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
GA-HYUK.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
I don’t wear shoes when jumping on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead hooker?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Jacob Manton
Dec 29, 2018 at 12:46 AM
Gender is like the twin towers
There used to be 2 and now it’s a sensitive subject
I’m really conflicted about abortion.
I mean, I’m all for killing babies, but do we really want to give women the right to choose?
Say what you will of the Nazis, but they did manage to do a lot of scientific research without harming any animals.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
There was once a missionary preaching in a small African tribe. The people there loved him, and every day more were converted.
But one day, a white baby was born to one of the women in the tribe. The chief immediately sent for the missionary and demanded to know why he had broken the commandments he had so lovingly taught to his people.
The missionary, having been a devout Christian his entire life, asked to see the child. Upon viewing the baby, it became clear that this baby was an albino. The missionary attempted to explain this to the chief, saying: “Chief, this child suffers from a condition of the skin which changed its color to white. As an example, look upon your flocks of sheep. All are white, except for one which is black.”
The chief cut him off, saying, “OK, I won’t tell about the baby, if you don’t tell about the sheep.”
