Playful Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Monster In Bed Not Specific

When you said you were a monster in bed, but didn’t get specific

We’re going to let you decide the presidency

Florida:

If you don’t get this we can’t be friends

Stop it. I’m trying to put a load in the dishwasher

Yeah…Me Too!

WHEN GAS PRICES GET SO HIGH THAT YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD TO BE FURIOUS

Her: He’s probably thinking about fat bottomed girls

Him:

Me: wanna fuck? 👀

Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment

Me: Alakazam let me slam

I TRY TO AVOID MAKING SEXUAL INNUENDOS

BUT IT’S HARD

When she sits on your face sideways

White person: Wow this sure is spicy!

Me: It’s a salad

White person: The sauce is burning me up

Me: …the ranch?

White Person: Ow ouch ouch