Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do
Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
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Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do
Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

My psalms are sweaty knees weak, cross is heavy
last supper is ready it’s lord’s spaghetti

My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun
#BoysWillBeBoys

Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary
Wife: Nothing would please me more
Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*