Tone: Playful

Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • My Anaconda

    My Anaconda

    My Anaconda

  • Carry Stuff Under Nutsacks

    Carry Stuff Under Nutsacks

    WHAT IF GUYS CARRIED STUFF UNDER THEIR NUTSACKS

    THE SAME WAY THAT GIRLS CARRY STUFF IN THEIR BOOBS

  • Blue Eyes Job Interview

    Blue Eyes Job Interview

    [Job interview]

    “What are ur strengths?”

    Me: I fall in love easily.

    “umm okay… what are ur weaknesses?”

    Me: Those blue eyes of yours.

  • Nintendo Switch

    Nintendo Switch

    Nintendo switch $40

    I’m Interested

  • Dangers of Eating Azz

    Dangers of Eating Azz

    How’s your head

    I haven’t had any complaints

    THE DANGERS OF EATING AZZ @sericxapp

  • Chick Peas On Me

    Chick Peas On Me

    Wow! I hope this Chick Peas On me

  • Cut My Leash Into Pieces

    Cut My Leash Into Pieces

    Cut my leash into pieces

    This is my bestest bork

    Domestication

    No Breeding

    Cant give a heck

    Cause they neutered my weenie

  • Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables

    Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables

    HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird

    HER: what’s it doing

    HIM: chopping fucking vegetables

  • Working Tirelessly

    Working Tirelessly

    WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.

    Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

  • Same Middle Name

    What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Andre the Giant all have in common?

    Same middle name.