My Anaconda
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Carry Stuff Under Nutsacks
WHAT IF GUYS CARRIED STUFF UNDER THEIR NUTSACKS
THE SAME WAY THAT GIRLS CARRY STUFF IN THEIR BOOBS
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Blue Eyes Job Interview
[Job interview]
“What are ur strengths?”
Me: I fall in love easily.
“umm okay… what are ur weaknesses?”
Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
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Dangers of Eating Azz
How’s your head
I haven’t had any complaints
THE DANGERS OF EATING AZZ @sericxapp
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Cut My Leash Into Pieces
Cut my leash into pieces
This is my bestest bork
Domestication
No Breeding
Cant give a heck
Cause they neutered my weenie
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Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables
HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird
HER: what’s it doing
HIM: chopping fucking vegetables
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Working Tirelessly
WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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Same Middle Name
What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Andre the Giant all have in common?
Same middle name.



