
You shave your coochie but not your butthole? That's a mullet.
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.


When I was a kid, there were no phones or tablets. We read cereal boxes at breakfast


My dad told me once, Son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't. So of course, I went, and he was right.
I saw my dad.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


BREAKING NEWS
NEW JERSEY QUARANTINED
NOT BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS. JUST BECAUSE IT SUCKS.


Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “One whiskey and …………… one coke.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.