Tone: Playful

Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Filled It With Spring Water

    My ditzy neighbor bought a waterbed and said it was way more bouncy than he expected…

    He said, “I’m guessing it’s because I filled it with spring water.”

  • No Word Yet

    My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out.

    No word yet…

  • Feeling a Little Down

    I was in a good mood till I started petting a duckling in the park.

    Then I started feeling a little down.

  • She Never Listened to Me

    I had to break up with my deaf girlfriend.

    She never listened to me.

  • Look Back and Laugh

    It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.

    But now I can look back and laugh.

  • Prose and Cons

    I started a poetry club in prison.

    It had prose and cons.

  • The Tinsel on His Helmet

    My grandfather was highly decorated in World War Two.

    In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

  • Sick of Them Horsing Around

    I told my kids to stop pretending to be farm animals.

    I was getting sick of them horsing around.

  • Your Whole Post Is Urined

    I hate spelling errors.

    You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

  • Always Pushing Me Around

    Ever since I got a wheelchair, my wife’s been so rude to me.

    Always pushing me around and talking behind my back.