I went to a store where they use explosives to create jewelry.
As I entered there was a loud “bang.” It made my earring.
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I went to a store where they use explosives to create jewelry.
As I entered there was a loud “bang.” It made my earring.
Bobby and Jack got their report cards from school and found they failed sex ed…
Bobby told Jack, “I’m so angry, I want to kick Ms. Williams in the nuts!”

Don’t hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like “don’t fill up on bread,” that’s super confusing and I don’t need that stress in my life.

ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society.
They really didn’t like it when I spilled the beans.
Called my boss this morning, asked him if I could come in late today because I’m super tired. He said, “Keep dreaming buddy.”
Which was super nice and unexpected of him.
I’ve recently switched from eating venison to eating pheasant.
Absolute game changer.
Another friend recently quit his job to pursue a career to be a mime.
I haven’t heard from him since.
I have a friend who quit his job to pursue his dream in archaeology.
His career is now in ruins.