Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Say fuck at the same time
How do you get 29 nice old ladies to say fuck at the same time?
Have the 30th nice old lady say, “Bingo!” -
A cavity search
How do you know if your dentist was a corrections officer before?
If he wants to do a cavity search. -
A four-chin teller
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller. -
Now I stand corrected
I didn’t believe in my chiropractor.
But now I stand corrected. -
I think she’s bluffing
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker.
I think she’s bluffing.
