Does masturbation make
you go colorblind?
No
No, but
in yellow
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Perfect Gift
can’t argue with that
ACTIVE
THE PERFECT GIFT
Head
SAVE UP TO 65% OFF
DEPARTMENT STORE PRICES EVERY DAY -
Cheating Once a Month
If you cheat on ya girl once a month
that’s only 12/365 days…You still 97%
faithful. That’s an A+ -
A Guy Who Uses Toys During Sex
HER: I LIKE A GUY WHO
USES TOYS DURING SEX
ME: *SHOOTS NURF GUN AT
HER BUTTHOLE DURING SEX*
HER: -
Why Is There a Coyote on the Bus?
why is there a coyote on the bus?
probably because they can’t fucking
drive karen -
A Toddler’s Promise
My 3 year old asked how long he had
to wait until he could stop listening to
me. I told him he had to listen to me for
the rest of his life. He looked me dead
in the eyes and said, “I’ll listen to you
for the rest of YOUR life.” Toddlers are
cold-blooded, man.
