Lego fleshlight. And you thought stepping on them hurt…
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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How much younger she looks
Today I gave the hospital permission to youthanize my grandma. I can’t wait to see how much younger she looks!
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My Favorite Sexual Position Is the JFK
madworld
My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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No Wonder People Are Afraid of Clowns
just-shower-thoughts
The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.
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God Was Toxic
hot n vegan @hotveganmilf
I knew God was toxic when me and him kept sending babies to each other back and forth.
