I don’t know who needs to hear this but, Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules, have a drink at 9am if you want to.
Topic: food
Food jokes, snack memes, kitchen crimes, restaurant disasters, and edible nonsense for people who laugh first and check expiration dates later.
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First Day at Domino’s
Kyle 🌱
@KylePlantEmoji
[first day at Domino’s]
Manager: oh and one more thing: don’t
fuck the pizzas
Me: haha
Asst Manager: seriously, don’t fuck
them
Cook: don’t fuck the pizzas dude
Me: I’m n-
Customer: that guy’s not gonna fuck my
pizza is he?
Manager: not if he wants to keep his
job he wont. -
The Coronavirus Stockpile
When it’s only been 48
hours and you’ve eaten
your entire coronavirus
stockpile -
A Note to Self for Holiday Baking
Note to self. When
baking for the holidays
don’t google cream pies.
Google cream pie
recipes. -
A Fun and Exciting Cereal
marketing: lets create a fun and
exciting cereal
executive: okay, go on
marketing: it’ll have cool colors and
fruity flavors
executive: omg yes
marketing: and rabbits can fuck right
off if they think they can have some -
Grimace’s Name
THAT MOMENT YOU REALIZE
GRIMACE IS A GIANT BUTTPLUG
THEN SUDDENLY YOU
REALIZE HOW HE GOT HIS NAME
