“Some people call me the space cowboy”
*leans in*
“Some people call me the gangster of love”
BARISTA: I'm just gonna put Steve on the cup
Topic: food
Food jokes, snack memes, kitchen crimes, restaurant disasters, and edible nonsense for people who laugh first and check expiration dates later.
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The First French Fry
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST FRENCH FRY WASN'T COOKED IN FRANCE?
WHERE WAS IT COOKED, THEN?
IN GREECE
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A Question About Blacking Out
There's no way you can get blackout drunk every night, and still be happy with your life.
Me:
Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.
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A Radio for Sale
Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can’t turn that down".
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At the Supermarket
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
“Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you’re blocking the fucking Lunchables?”
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Reading Cereal Boxes
When I was a kid, there were no phones or tablets. We read cereal boxes at breakfast
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A Bear Walks Into a Bar
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “One whiskey and …………… one coke.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.
